loveauthority | [r8] talking head: aligula

[ what a.........................

stylish young woman!!!!!!! anna doesn't seem as shocked by aligula's appearance as someone else might be, swinging on her hammock as the other sits. ]

Aligula-san! It's soooooo super nice to meet you! Are you ready for the month of a lifetime?!

( wowww, what a fun little place this is. she's never been somewhere like this before!!! hellsalem's lot is like, you know, and then the beyond is like, You Know, so like? pretty swanky. )

As long as it's fun! Can't say I'll like, remember it forever, unless it's really notable, but like, sure!

I guarantee you will! It's like, a once in a lifetime thing after all!

[ unless you're her. anyway. ]

First question for you! "What do you think of TNT's engagement?"

Who?

( ... )

We like, don't really get a ton of news from outside Hellsalem's Lot, so I'm totally out of the loop there. Buuut... ( she leans in. ) I love a good love story!!! Tell me all about it!!

Okay, okay, sooooooooooo--

[ i don't want to type all that. but she's going to talk to aligula about the whole tswift saga of her various break ups and relationships and how it affected her music, and that a certain american football star was a fan of hers to the point that he took note of the messages in her lyrics, and there was a whole thing where he was supposed to meet her and she didn't meet him and then he eventually got to meet her and they started dating the past couple of years and it was SOOOOOOOOOOO sweet and there were a lot of people who didn't like either side invading their spaces but that!!!! didn't matter!!!! to the two of them!!!! and-- ]

-- Then he kept her busy after inviting her onto his sports podcast for a couple of hours while he had other people set up a proposal scene that was just like one of her songs and popped the question! It! Was! So! Romantic!

[ UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S TOSSING AND TURNING IN THE HAMMOCK!!!! ]

( WOW!!!! SHE'S WIGGLING TOO, O M G! )

That's sooooooo cute! I looove love love how neither of them like, ever gave up, and like! Totally made it happen!

( ugh if only HER MAN would be so romantic..... a final wiggle and then a sigh, flopping down in the hammock.

a grin.

and she turns on her side, hammock swinging slightly. )

Soooooo... Anna, right? You've got a cute little boyfriend too, yeah? How do you want him to pop the question?

( was this interview for aligula? no it was not. )

[ oh

my

god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

You watched my season?!

[ YAAAAY HER FIRST FAN YAAAAAAAAY ]

He-- we sort of-- I mean, he's already-- it's not really, but, like-- we're totally pre-engaged! [ "don't promise me anything" to "please promise me everything" god what a ROMANTIC SCENE THAT WAS ] He still wants to though, I know... do it like, properly and all, because he knows I love that stuff and he loves me and it'll be fun and stuff...

[ uuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh she's turning into the hammock. this interview is just like her and tsukasa's. that's fine. ]

... Let's see... maybe where we had our first date, or... where he asked me out after our split... or maybe just-- casually in the morning, when we're both laying in bed and we don't want to get up just yet...

[ ...

her face is burning oh my goddddddddd he hasn't told her anythiiiiiiiing she wants to know so bad but she has TWO YEARS UNTIL THEEEEEEEEEN ]

This show's totally interdimensional, and I've totally been hooked since that season with a buncha bad boys!

( HER FAVORITE TYPE... )

But oooh, that all sounds so romantic...! I think first date location's the best though. Like, getting proposed to where you experienced love at first sight...? ( A LITTLE FISTPUMP!! ) That's it, girl!

[ wow. she's got her number on the type then, sick. ]

That's totally it!!! [ a sigh. ] But I fell in love with him so many times that I feel like it really wouldn't matter, it'd be the most romantic thing in the world wherever and whenever.

[ so he doesn't have to worry... she's looking forward to it, every day of her life, until the moment it happens and she can look forward to the wedding, and then to every day after that...

what interview. ]

( what interview.

actually, while anna is distracted, aligula's gonna reach over and try to snag her question cards that weren't gonna get used. she's just curious what's on them. )

[ "what does love mean to you", "if you could be a hare or a rabbit, which would you be", and "what caused the failure of your last romantic venture"... for example. ]

Actually, I think... if they allowed it, maybe where he was born... That'd be nice. Oh, but it should be meaningful for both of us, right? So definitely the beach, or maybe-- ugh, I really can't decide! If he asks for my opinion, I'm just gonna tell him whatever he thinks will make my heart beat the fastest!

[ that's fine!!! ]

Oh, totally! That'll be fun to see, too! Like, a little peek into what he thinks of you...

( righting herself on the hammock, tapping the cards on her lap. )

Anyway! We had an interview to do, right? Like, I loooove talking about all of this, but how else is everyone else gonna know all the juicy details about this 'n that? ( never mind they're tuning out as soon as TNT's love story shows up-- ) If you could be a hare or a bunny, which one would you pick? And tell me why, too! And show me a picture!

( Whose Interview Was This Exactly )

Edited 2025-09-07 03:27 (UTC)

No, no, no! I'm not becoming the Tsukasa-kun of this season! You have to answer those, Aligula-san, but I'm a bunny because I'm cute, fluffy, and gentle as can be!

[ anyone who watched her season knows the last is

debatable. anyway, she's pulling up a picture of a sweet looking blank rabbit with floppy ears. ]

Me! That's me! Now, your turn!

( IT'S TOO LATE, ANNA? YOU ALREADY ARE? aligula's cackling, kicking her feet. )

Okay, okay! I think I'm a cute little bunny too! 'cause I'm small, like to bite, and I can keep going all night long, if you know what I mean! ( . aligula this is a teenager you're speaking to can you pl ) I don't have a phone though, so like, I can't show you a pic...

( ........................hand out. )

Lemme see yours! I'll find a total cutie to rep me too!

( and she definitely will not go through any of anna's messages— )

No way. I have NDA stuff on here. I'll get in supermassive trouble if I let you have it.

[ it's not even show NDA stuff it's [redacted] that you can't know until you play metaphor or the manga finishes. ]

What's your take on love, Aligula-san?

( YOU MEAN I'M GATEKEPT BECAUSE I'M NOT CANON FAMILIAR AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ME? )

It's the most important thing in the world! There's no life, no living, without love! It makes everything totally worthwhile! ( she's standing up? on the hammock? really passionate here. ) Finding that one special person who totally gets you, that you mean the whole world to... There's totally nothing like it, and I'd do anything at all to get it back!

( ...

dropping back down into the hammock, smoothing her skirt down. aligula smiles, the cyclops eye in the middle of her mask peeking open a bit. )

And if I win here, then I can make that happen, right?

[ correct.

the impassioned speech has anna nodding the whole time too, she really gets it...!!!!!! ]

Yup! I can promise a 100% guarantee on the wishes working, so whatever your heart desires will be granted! As long as you guys don't totally blow the light system anyway.

( there's no one who gets it more than her, anna!! she could run this roadshow with you!!! )

Oh, I'll make sure they don't. There's no one who knows more about love than me, after all.

( that..... is debatable given her relationship track record, but she's got a lot of spirit. lots of enthusiasm. probably counts for something. )

If you were, you wouldn't be here.

[ factual. sorry. ]

But! As an expert herself, I can definitely tell you that your drive for romance and love will lead you and your peers to a happy end! You might just have to yoke them from time to time!

[ be a hurricane!!!!! ]

( she has no setting that isn't "hurricane". )

Nooo problem! But like, let's just get one thing straight, okay? ( she leans in, hands on the hammock. ) I'm fine with my relationship, okay? I've got a bad-ass boyfriend, who has a totally hunky body now, and all I gotta do is get him back from those nosy little Libra guys... got it?

( another moment, staring directly at anna, before she leans back again laughing. )

So like, yeah! Ooh, let's do the last Q on these cards now, okay? ( what was it... ohhh yes. ) What messed up your last relationship?

[ so the guy doesn't know huh. man, is this how nukumizu felt dealing with her and sousuke? talk about tiring. maybe she should get him a voucher to altabury's hot springs.

...

at least it's been a while, so she can say it easier. she has will now. in fact... those days, a year past now, seem so, so far away... ]

I never had one in the first place. The guy I liked didn't like me back, that's all.

( oh. )

Did you try?

( sorry. )

Of course I--

[ ... ]

Of course I did. I mean, sorta. He was my childhood friend, so like... the pieces were all there, he just didn't see me as a woman. Which is fine, since it let me meet someone way, way waaaaay better than him, who wouldn't talk me finding happiness elsewhere when I'm standing right in front of him.

( "the pieces were there..." )

So like, you thought you were gonna win just 'cause you two had history? That's so not how it works!!! Buuut... ( will does seem like a nice boy, which is good for people who likes nice boys. ) I guess if you found happiness in the end, that's all that matters! Congratsy again, Anna~♡

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