Sep. 19th, 2025 09:00 pm
honeymoon suite

Welcome to the Honeymoon Suite! After being matched at the Truth Booth and evening arrives, a helicopter will come to pick up the lucky match and bring them to a most luxurious site... most likely on a small island, from the looks of things?
A private beach. A pool. A hot tub. Limitless drinks, private chefs, books of all kinds (grimoires not included, you get Magical Girls instead), eight bedrooms with the comfiest beds one could ever sink right into, a whole movie theater, and... so, so much more. This is likely where the other half of the budget went, one feels. It is, even to the most wealthy of folks, impressive. Or perhaps just homey. There's even cleaning services and someone to do their hair and make-up.
And if they tire of all this, or simply miss those they've left behind, the helicopter will carry them back to the resort where their loveless losers stay.
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