loveauthority | [r8] talking head: katy

Katy-san! Welcome! Sit, sit, we've got sooooooooo much to go over!

[ not really, but the teen's really... really making it seem like this is grander than some dating show. ]

Are you excited to find the love of your life?!

[ Hammocks, eh? That's cute, she could make herself right at home in one of these.

Not the time nor the place, though. She moves up into the hammock, shooting Anna a pleasant smile as she gets herself settled. Enthusiastic, cute... this could be fun. ]

If you happened to get them here, sure. [ Resting her chin on her hand. ] But otherwise, I'm just ready to have a good time.

That's the spirit! I was pretty much the only one who was gung-ho.... anyway! First question! "What do you think of TNT's engagement?"

[ by god she's gonna find the one normie ]

[ me thinking this was an actual show on TNT before googling. thank you google i owe you my life right now ]

Oh, did they figure it out? Seems like a lot of fuss but as long as they're happy.

[ normie found?? She gives her hammock a testing little swing. ]

You were the only one who was gung-ho, though — about what?

[ YESSSSSSSSSSSS HER NORMIE FRIEND!!!!!!!! ]

They did! It's a win for burned hearts everywhere!

[ proof in the pudding!!! ]

Oh, about going onto this kind of show to find the love of my life. Everyone else was pretty much there for their own reasons -- the wish, just to get away, become popular... so on.

[ Sitting up a little straighter! ]

You were on this kind of show before? So you're not just the host, but the expert, too.

That's right! And that's why I'm here to lead you luckless losers to unimaginably romantic victory!

[ or like, at least you all get really good friends and wishes out of it, anna's just really gunning on the romance angle because of who she is. ]

All you gotta do is follow my foolproof plan that bagged me a total hunk for the whole season!

You don't mince words, do you.

[ There's a lilt to her voice, though; definitely not offended. More amused than anything else. ]

Alright then, lay it on me. What's the foolproof plan?

[ her sweet baboo loves her because she doesn't mince words ]

When you look at everyone's profiles they'll have posted up in the location, pick the top three hotties and ask the first one who talks to you out.

[ she's a force of nature. again ]

And the first one who talked to you ended up being your total hunk?

Yup! And lucky he did, because it sooooooooo would not have worked out with the second hottie I had on my list.

[ fucking akechi ]

Then all you have to do is play couple until it becomes real! Especially with-- with goodnight kisses, and stuff.

[ heheh... ehehe... still her favorite thing... it's so hard to sleep alone... ]

[ Oh, she is ADORABLE. Katy's ready to defend her honour if she ever needs it. ]

I'm not sure if it's foolproof, since even you say you got lucky, but I can give it a shot. Luck's half the battle, isn't it?

[ Is she going to take advice from a teenager. Sure. Why not, she's here already, ]

Alright, sooo... what can you tell me about my prospects here? Or is that a surprise?

It's supposed to be a surprise.

[ .................... ]

But I can say that it's an even split between guys and girls, so you're not lacking in either option. If you're into that. I've learned you can be.

[ there's nothing straight about hulkenberg ]

Progressive, I like it. Lots of people are into that. Maybe we'll get lucky here...

[ Swinging a little on her hammock again. Content. Anticipatory, ]

Oh, I had a question. Earlier, you called me Katy-san; since you're the host, what honorific should I be using for you?

You can just call me Yana-chan! We're all friends here.

[ she just isn't allowed favorites. friends are fine. as long as she doesn't get involved. ]

So, what's your take on love?

[ We're all friends here; she really is the cutest possible host. Not that Katy knew what to expect in coming here, but a teenaged girl definitely was not on her list. It's not a bad thing.

Her take on love, though... She looks up at the ceiling for a moment. ]

Hmm... not sure, Yana-chan. I'd say it's something nice to have, especially when you're with the right person. Someone you can have fun with, enjoy spending time together, someone who gets you and you get them in turn...

[ A beat before she looks directly into the camera. ]

And someone who will always be open and honest with you, and not go cheating on you within the week after you've talked about being exclusive and given him the chance to bail if he couldn't handle that.

Wow, sounds targeted. I like it, since cheaters should crawl into a hole, suffocate painfully for as long as they were two-timing you, and die.

[ plain and simple! ]

That totally marks off my question about what ruined your last relationship though! And I sooooo agree by the way, that's exactly the kind of love I think everyone should find! It feels so-- good to be comfortable.

[ Yana-chan you are the best. Katy doesn't exactly beam at people, but she's doing the lowkey equivalent of it right now. ]

Yeah — it's nice when you can just have a good time with someone.

[ This is where she'd throw in and when they're a good lay, but. She is talking to a teenager. ]

And you don't have to worry about banishing cheaters to a hole when half the town is willing to beat the shit out of them for you.

[ katy if you knew just how much sex she's had the past year. ]

Wow, that's even better! Did he die?

[ She is talking to a teenager—

A spunky one. She just smirks. ]

I don't think so. Hard for him to live with the consequences if he did.

That's true. But I hope when he does, it's really painful and cringe.

[ like by a hard wedgie. that'd be horrific. ]

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure it was.

But he's behind me now. That's why I'm here — maybe I find love, maybe I don't, but I'm definitely going to forget him.

Sooooooo, Katy-san. What's your thoughts on Sherbet-san?

[ she's here for love. it doesn't matter who it's between. ]

My thoughts?

[ Hmm... ]

I think she's very sweet, so her name suits her. And I wasn't expecting her to pick me but it was really flattering. Especially because I wasn't sure if she would pick a woman... I think she's in the wrong time period, so I'm hoping that she gets the chance to live it up the rest of our time here.

[ But also, a bit more serious, ] I also hope that the results didn't discourage her.

If they do, I'll pep her back up! No one's feeling discouraged on my show!

[ and that's a promise... everyone deserves the chance at love, which is why she's so pushy at it. ]

Sounds like normal friend feelings though. [ no crush 😔 ] Anyone caught your eye yet?

[ A smile for Anna! She's so sweet. So good. Doing her best (real) (sincere). ]

She's a friend. And yeah, I'd do more with her, but she seems like she's in a place where she might need someone to take it slow with her.

[ Chews her lip a little in thought... ]

Caught my eye, though... Dettlaff is handsome, but I think I might be too casual for him. Gregor seems sweet, and Gustave is charming... Hong Lu is adorable, but kind of like a puppy? Rei is ethereal, and Spike is rugged... Kaname seems like he'd be a great time, though. And Napoleon...

[ sighs. He's so dumb. So buff. Would. ]

Sherbet's still really cute, though. Aligula's a pal, but I've gotten with friends before, so it's not like that'd be a problem. Leslie is gorgeous and Du Ruo is stunning... I haven't had the chance to speak to Miss Frieren yet, but I bet she's really interesting...

[ And that was everybody.

Helpful! ]

[ that's right. don't believe anything date tells you.

... wow. adults are on another level. anna can't imagine getting with her friends like that, but maybe that's also because she's a little too straight for it and she's set for life on her cross-dimensional soulmate will metaphor. ]

Date-san and Spiegel-san definitely seem like the least committed to a relationship if you wanna try something casual, but Date-san's also... [ leaning in. ] Interested in someone.

[ hehehehehe ]

Frieren-san is interesting, though! Really old and Roussainte. [ that sure is french ] She has a kind of... calming sort of feeling about her? Like she's seen it all, so you could tell her anything and she'd nod.

[ Everyone's fuckable if you're into it.

Katy just smiles. ]

Oh, I think Kaname wants something more. He might be lying to himself, but I think he wants something serious. Especially if there's someone who's really caught his eye...

[ Heh. ]

I can see what you mean about Frieren, though. [ rip. anyway, ] But Spike... hmm... Yeah, I could see it.

Are these hints you're giving me, Yana-chan~?

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Call it women's intuition.

[ call it bullshit ]

I'm just going off what I've got face to face. But you knooooooooow, I wasn't half bad in my own round. ♥ So you should just go with your gut!

[ Let her have her women's intuition?? Why not. Women are wise(r than men).

Thinking... ]

So I've seen. [ Aligula probably made her watch Anna's round by now. ] You knew what you wanted and went right after it. Normally I'm the same, but that's for, well...

[ sex. A beat. ]

It's not like my gut led me anywhere good the last time I went for anything serious. And I wouldn't want to hurt anyone if they're more serious than I am.

... So maybe I should focus on the less invested, in that case.

That guy was a whole jerk and a half anyway, Katy-san, remember? And sure, the people here might be jerks too, but at least they're looking for something.

[ we're still shittalking people who deserve it this week yeah. ]

If you were to invest in someone, though... anyone come to mind? Whether they'd be serious off the bat or not?

[ nevermind if she's not invested we'll get to that point. ]

[ we always have time for shittalking. A wry smile. ]

That guy — [ (derogatory) — ] was looking for something, too. Sex. And I don't want to be like that to anyone here who isn't the same.

[ A sigh. ]

I've thought about Du Ruo, Leslie... Spike now, too. And maybe Napoleon, because even if he's the type of guy who's going to propose to someone right off the bat, I bet I could break him.

[ laying, swinging in her hammock as god intended-- ]

What kinda hint do you think would help you guys the most?

[ Oh, we're laying down in our hammocks now? Then Katy will do the same. ]

Going for the big question already?

[ She is just as ease as her body language, which is to say: very. ]

[ how are all of you so okay?????? ]

I gotta figure out something to help you guys. Within the rules of the game. I mean, another week of just a single light would be way too much, wouldn't it?

[ Try life in the slow lane, Yana-chan. It's nice. ]

Yeah, that might make things tough for us. [ Even Katy is not so chill as to discount that. ] And I suppose I'm picking this week too... Hm.

What do you think is most important in a relationship? Or, what does this show think is most important... How well people might look together, or how well they get along? If they already have similar interests or if they'll try to push each other into something new...

[ Huh. She normally doesn't ramble this much. ]

Sorry, Yana-chan. I might have underestimated how difficult your job is.

I have to send Tsukasa-kun a fruit basket.

[ she really underestimated his role, too...... ]

If it were me, I'd just pair together all the aesthetically pleasing people together. That'd make sense at least.

[ not that........ anyone...... really looks particularly good together in this group.......... they're all about equal................... ]

Probably the new thing though. A lot of ours were like, for growth and stuff. But maybe that's just because we're young. [ ........ ] Got any dynamics you like in movies and stuff?

[ No blue-on-blue action for sweet Anna this time... alas.

Katy is swinging a little in her hammock as she thinks. ]

Usually it's just when the two hotties get together, but you know in advance who those are going to be, so that doesn't exactly apply here.

I like the idea of trying something new, though. Maybe that's part of it. Gregor and I were talking when we first met about how it takes some level of courage to even come on a show like this, so maybe that's what we should be angling for. You're never too old to try something new, after all.

Ooh, something or someone to shake your life up somehow! I like that.

[ never too old to try something new... she'll remember that at 25. ]

Couldn't hurt. I mean, even if we're heading into the midway point... the week's still young. Maybe what'll "shake" things up for you is a good man-- person. Since they could be either.

[ please she's doing her best as someone Learning Better ]

[ Anna please. This is re: age not sexuality. ]

Oh, yeah. We still have lots of time left, and we know more than we did two weeks ago. We'll be fine.

[ Back to chill vibing. Swaying in the hammock. She hears her correct herself so all is well, Anna is young and doing her best. ]

God, it would be nice to meet someone good for once.

[ katy really is so calming and easy to be around... even if she's older, she doesn't feel like it. in a positive way. ]

No better place than in on an interdimensonal show about finding love. "The one" for you might live worlds away... you just gotta trap 'em.

[ Cool and chill vibes only here fr. ]

Trap 'em makes it sound like I'm laying out bear traps and lying in wait. Or, no, that'd be inhumane... maybe one of those ones where you get someone to step just right inside a rope, and then it closes around their ankle and leaves them hanging from a tree.

[ Swaying SO contentedly. That would be a fun way to bag someone. ]

Gotta admit, the interdimensional part sure surprised me, but if it leads to something good then it's worth it.

[ she basically baited hers so like. it works. nevermind will's akin to a dumb stray that's given food once and hops in your car when you're trying to leave. anna's nodding along. absolutely banger ideas, katy kat. ]

It surprised us too, but it was kinda fun hearing about everyone's. A looooot of them... were like ours, but kinda-- shifted? Or, like, they're a different side you'd never know about unless you were part of it. Oh, and we had some guys who were like, fifty years in the past too.

[ shoutout to josuke. it isnt fifty but i sure feel like it. ]

[ It's important to look out for dumb strays. They don't know any better. ]

Retro timelines, huh. [ She watched that season. It was not fifty. She is not calling attention to this. ] I guess it's nice that something like this exists, then — something that really goes above and beyond in helping people.

That, and it's cool to get to know just how big the world out there really is.

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