[r8] talking head: katy

[loveauthority]

[ Katy is led to a quiet room within the resort with a pair of hammocks to suit the scene, and upon one of them is where the overseer sits. She beams, shuffling her cards in hand (she will not use these), and motions for Katy to take a seat already!!!

This is the Talking Heads room, and there are cameras. Prepare to loosen those lips! ]

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[makeine]

Katy-san! Welcome! Sit, sit, we've got sooooooooo much to go over!

[ not really, but the teen's really... really making it seem like this is grander than some dating show. ]

Are you excited to find the love of your life?!

[boxshot]

[ Hammocks, eh? That's cute, she could make herself right at home in one of these.

Not the time nor the place, though. She moves up into the hammock, shooting Anna a pleasant smile as she gets herself settled. Enthusiastic, cute... this could be fun. ]

If you happened to get them here, sure. [ Resting her chin on her hand. ] But otherwise, I'm just ready to have a good time.

[makeine]

That's the spirit! I was pretty much the only one who was gung-ho.... anyway! First question! "What do you think of TNT's engagement?"

[ by god she's gonna find the one normie ]

[boxshot]

[ me thinking this was an actual show on TNT before googling. thank you google i owe you my life right now ]

Oh, did they figure it out? Seems like a lot of fuss but as long as they're happy.

[ normie found?? She gives her hammock a testing little swing. ]

You were the only one who was gung-ho, though — about what?

[makeine]

[ YESSSSSSSSSSSS HER NORMIE FRIEND!!!!!!!! ]

They did! It's a win for burned hearts everywhere!

[ proof in the pudding!!! ]

Oh, about going onto this kind of show to find the love of my life. Everyone else was pretty much there for their own reasons -- the wish, just to get away, become popular... so on.

[boxshot]

[ Sitting up a little straighter! ]

You were on this kind of show before? So you're not just the host, but the expert, too.

[makeine]

That's right! And that's why I'm here to lead you luckless losers to unimaginably romantic victory!





[ or like, at least you all get really good friends and wishes out of it, anna's just really gunning on the romance angle because of who she is. ]

All you gotta do is follow my foolproof plan that bagged me a total hunk for the whole season!

[boxshot]

You don't mince words, do you.

[ There's a lilt to her voice, though; definitely not offended. More amused than anything else. ]

Alright then, lay it on me. What's the foolproof plan?

[makeine]

[ her sweet baboo loves her because she doesn't mince words ]

When you look at everyone's profiles they'll have posted up in the location, pick the top three hotties and ask the first one who talks to you out.

[boxshot]

[ she's a force of nature. again ]

And the first one who talked to you ended up being your total hunk?

[makeine]

Yup! And lucky he did, because it sooooooooo would not have worked out with the second hottie I had on my list.

[ fucking akechi ]

Then all you have to do is play couple until it becomes real! Especially with-- with goodnight kisses, and stuff.

[ heheh... ehehe... still her favorite thing... it's so hard to sleep alone... ]

[boxshot]

[ Oh, she is ADORABLE. Katy's ready to defend her honour if she ever needs it. ]

I'm not sure if it's foolproof, since even you say you got lucky, but I can give it a shot. Luck's half the battle, isn't it?

[ Is she going to take advice from a teenager. Sure. Why not, she's here already, ]

Alright, sooo... what can you tell me about my prospects here? Or is that a surprise?

[makeine]

It's supposed to be a surprise.

[ .................... ]

But I can say that it's an even split between guys and girls, so you're not lacking in either option. If you're into that. I've learned you can be.

[ there's nothing straight about hulkenberg ]

[boxshot]

Progressive, I like it. Lots of people are into that. Maybe we'll get lucky here...

[ Swinging a little on her hammock again. Content. Anticipatory, ]

Oh, I had a question. Earlier, you called me Katy-san; since you're the host, what honorific should I be using for you?

[makeine]

You can just call me Yana-chan! We're all friends here.

[ she just isn't allowed favorites. friends are fine. as long as she doesn't get involved. ]

So, what's your take on love?

[boxshot]

[ We're all friends here; she really is the cutest possible host. Not that Katy knew what to expect in coming here, but a teenaged girl definitely was not on her list. It's not a bad thing.

Her take on love, though... She looks up at the ceiling for a moment. ]

Hmm... not sure, Yana-chan. I'd say it's something nice to have, especially when you're with the right person. Someone you can have fun with, enjoy spending time together, someone who gets you and you get them in turn...

[ A beat before she looks directly into the camera. ]

And someone who will always be open and honest with you, and not go cheating on you within the week after you've talked about being exclusive and given him the chance to bail if he couldn't handle that.

1/2

[makeine]

Wow, sounds targeted. I like it, since cheaters should crawl into a hole, suffocate painfully for as long as they were two-timing you, and die.

[ plain and simple! ]

2/2

[makeine]

That totally marks off my question about what ruined your last relationship though! And I sooooo agree by the way, that's exactly the kind of love I think everyone should find! It feels so-- good to be comfortable.

[boxshot]

[ Yana-chan you are the best. Katy doesn't exactly beam at people, but she's doing the lowkey equivalent of it right now. ]

Yeah — it's nice when you can just have a good time with someone.

[ This is where she'd throw in and when they're a good lay, but. She is talking to a teenager. ]

And you don't have to worry about banishing cheaters to a hole when half the town is willing to beat the shit out of them for you.

[makeine]

[ katy if you knew just how much sex she's had the past year. ]

Wow, that's even better! Did he die?

[boxshot]

[ She is talking to a teenager—

A spunky one. She just smirks. ]

I don't think so. Hard for him to live with the consequences if he did.

[makeine]

That's true. But I hope when he does, it's really painful and cringe.

[ like by a hard wedgie. that'd be horrific. ]

[boxshot]

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure it was.

But he's behind me now. That's why I'm here — maybe I find love, maybe I don't, but I'm definitely going to forget him.