[r8] talking head: kaname

[loveauthority]

[ Kaname is led to a quiet room within the resort with a pair of hammocks to suit the scene, and upon one of them is where the overseer sits. She beams, shuffling her cards in hand (she will not use these), and motions for Kaname to take a seat already!!!

This is the Talking Heads room, and there are cameras. Prepare to loosen those lips! ]

Comments

[makeine]

I'm skipping the questions you're not gonna take seriously. Between a rabbit and a bunny, what are you?

[ SO HE'LL TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY? ]

[gumai]

[ ??????? ]

Bunny.

[makeine]

Why.

[gumai]

Because it's cuter and really lewd when you think about it.

[makeine]

There is no way you have a quick reload time, old man.

[ oh, she's getting mean. ]

A hare suits you because you're tall and off-putting.

[gumai]

[ just the most aghast expression. he's not?? going to talk to a teenager?? about his reload time?? ]

I'm pretty sure you're too young to be having this conversation with me.

[makeine]

And I'm pretty sure you're too old to get it up!

[ good lord. the crew is-- waving, hey, okay, no-- not on the first--

ugh!! fine!!!!!!! she's pointing two fingers at her eyes and one at him. mr eyepatch. ]

I'm keeping my eye on you, Date-san. Sabotage my soulmate show and I'm gonna make you regret it.

[gumai]

[ ?!?!?!?!?! ]

In what world do I give off SABOTAGE vibes? My god!

[makeine]

THE FACT YOU'RE SO HORNY!!!!!!!!!! Love's not just sex, you know! You're supposed to be looking for someone that makes you feel comfortable! And happy! That you can sit quietly with, or throw sand at, and any gift they give you earns its place on a shelf even if it's some dumb rock they said matched your hair!

[ ...

don't worry about it!!!!!!!!!! ]

You're not interesting and you're definitely not a grade A hottie!

[gumai]

[ just. this look.

then, finally — ]

You really don't know anything about love, huh?