[r8] talking head: kaname

[loveauthority]

[ Kaname is led to a quiet room within the resort with a pair of hammocks to suit the scene, and upon one of them is where the overseer sits. She beams, shuffling her cards in hand (she will not use these), and motions for Kaname to take a seat already!!!

This is the Talking Heads room, and there are cameras. Prepare to loosen those lips! ]

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arrival!

[loveauthority]

[makeine]

Date-san! Hi! Take a seat, we've got a lot to go over!

[ nope. not really. it's all for the fans. ]

Firstly, are you excited to open your heart to hurt once more?!

[gumai]

[ .............. ]

I wasn't even hurt in the first place.

[ this is a lie ]

[makeine]

[ ok.jpg ]

Right. Are you ready to have your heart hurt for the first time, then?

1/2

[gumai]

[ suspicious look at anna. suspicious look at the hammock. suspicious look at this whole scene. hm. ]

2/2

[gumai]

[ and then to the camera — ]

I'm here for one thing and one thing only — to get laid! I'm sure I'll meet some interesting people here [ why is there a child ] but like all reality dating shows, it comes down to who's the hottest and who is the most interesting. Which is me.

[makeine]

[ g r o double s gross. ]

You aren't wrong, since I was the hottest and most interesting person on my own season, but that's not the point here! You're supposed to be finding the love of your life, the one you're gonna bed every day in the "after"!

[ my god. who is letting this child speak. ]

Or, you know, get a wish. That's a whole thing too. People usually go for it over love.

[gumai]

[ Looking back at Anna then, he looks skeptical. ]

In four weeks? Yeah, sure.

[ He waves a hand dismissively before smiling for the camera once again. ]

I'm only here because my boss wants me to be. The wish is a hoax and love can't be found that quickly.

[makeine]

The wish is real and I'm getting married to the guy I found through this show!

[ don't think she won't take off her heel and chuck it at you sir ]

Now get your butt over here and answer my questions so everyone can get to know you and cheer you on!

week one!

[loveauthority]

[makeine]

[ ...

how's he like, look. after his. drunken stuff. ]

[gumai]

[ FRESH AS A DAISY, OF COURSE.

he is sipping a coffee this morning and a little tired but looks as hot as always. mm. yep. ]

[makeine]

[ disgusting. ]

Soooooo.

Are you into Gustave-san or something?

[gumai]

[ CHOKES ON THE COFFEE ]

That — you — I — [ get it TOGETHER, man. ]

I'm attracted to him, yes, but that doesn't mean anything.

[ because you can't find love in four weeks!!! ]

[makeine]

Happened quick, huh.

[ you're in HER HOUSE NOW, DATE!!!!!

leaning the FUCK in ]

What's attractive about him to you? Are you gonna ask him out this week? Was he gonna be the person you called up if you hadn't gotten snagged?

[gumai]

[ WOW NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENING ]

Hhhhh. [ debating between answering the questions or spinning absolute bullshit. ] I might ask him out and he was, yes.

[ but he's not answering that first question!! ]

[makeine]

Definitely ask him out and tell me why you picked him.

[ since he was ready to spill in front of everyone anyway is it so bad to do it in front of the world's nosiest teen. ]

week two!

[loveauthority]

[makeine]

[ he better show she

has a box to give him. which she'll just shove at his direction and, knowing he isn't gonna take it unless she says what it is-- ]

A blending kit that matches your skin tone. I don't know what you've got going on, but I know a make up faux-pax when I see one. Or, well, when I see a pic of one, anyway.

[ it isn't that, but she really doesn't need to know, does she.

... ]

Got any hopes on who the light's for?

[gumai]

[ He almost didn't show up, but the crew harangued him a bit about it until he finally gave in and showed up. So, he's late but he's here.

He looks at the blending kit and well, he is running out of his own stash. Thus the constant turtleneck and jacket even though they're on a beach resort. So, he'll take it but he won't explain why he needs it or anything. Just tuck it away in his jacket.

And then at her question: ]

Does it even matter?

[makeine]

Of course it does! Whatever our problems with each other, it does matter.

[ gosh. ]

[gumai]

[ He's not fully on board. ]

Yeaaaaah, forgive me if I'm not interested in opening up to a teenager who keeps insulting everyone. You'll just have to watch the footage.

[makeine]

I can just ask Gustave-san what he thinks.

[ or aligula. or katy. or anyone else for that matter. they all have varying amounts of eyes that can tell her what date thinks. ]

Anyway, this is for the audience, not me. I'm glad he chose you though, since I'm rooting for Gudate myself.

[gumai]

Then ask him.

[ But fine, if this is for the audience, he'll turn to the camera. ]

Week two, over. I don't have a strategy for week three. I'm starting to suspect we're supposed to fail. There we go, update done.

[ And then looking back at Anna as if to say "happy?" ]

[makeine]

You aren't failing on my watch.

[ stupid adults. ]

You had more than one person in mind for everyone, didn't you? So you'll try again and you'll get it this time. Don't give up just because you've hit a brick wall.