[r8] talking head: kaname

[loveauthority]

[ Kaname is led to a quiet room within the resort with a pair of hammocks to suit the scene, and upon one of them is where the overseer sits. She beams, shuffling her cards in hand (she will not use these), and motions for Kaname to take a seat already!!!

This is the Talking Heads room, and there are cameras. Prepare to loosen those lips! ]

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arrival!

[loveauthority]

[makeine]

Date-san! Hi! Take a seat, we've got a lot to go over!

[ nope. not really. it's all for the fans. ]

Firstly, are you excited to open your heart to hurt once more?!

[gumai]

[ .............. ]

I wasn't even hurt in the first place.

[ this is a lie ]

[makeine]

[ ok.jpg ]

Right. Are you ready to have your heart hurt for the first time, then?

1/2

[gumai]

[ suspicious look at anna. suspicious look at the hammock. suspicious look at this whole scene. hm. ]

2/2

[gumai]

[ and then to the camera — ]

I'm here for one thing and one thing only — to get laid! I'm sure I'll meet some interesting people here [ why is there a child ] but like all reality dating shows, it comes down to who's the hottest and who is the most interesting. Which is me.

[makeine]

[ g r o double s gross. ]

You aren't wrong, since I was the hottest and most interesting person on my own season, but that's not the point here! You're supposed to be finding the love of your life, the one you're gonna bed every day in the "after"!

[ my god. who is letting this child speak. ]

Or, you know, get a wish. That's a whole thing too. People usually go for it over love.

[gumai]

[ Looking back at Anna then, he looks skeptical. ]

In four weeks? Yeah, sure.

[ He waves a hand dismissively before smiling for the camera once again. ]

I'm only here because my boss wants me to be. The wish is a hoax and love can't be found that quickly.

[makeine]

The wish is real and I'm getting married to the guy I found through this show!

[ don't think she won't take off her heel and chuck it at you sir ]

Now get your butt over here and answer my questions so everyone can get to know you and cheer you on!

[gumai]

[ This does not reassure him. A teenager? He thinks briefly of Liam and Kizuna. Six years they waited. Six years to be sure they were in love. Four weeks is a lifetime for a teenager but not for someone like him. ]

Uh-huh.

[ Alright, he'll move over to the hammock but he's not going to sit in it because why the hell is it a hammock. All of this is crazy!! ]

Ask your questions.

[makeine]

I'm skipping the questions you're not gonna take seriously. Between a rabbit and a bunny, what are you?

[ SO HE'LL TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY? ]

[gumai]

[ ??????? ]

Bunny.

[makeine]

Why.

[gumai]

Because it's cuter and really lewd when you think about it.

[makeine]

There is no way you have a quick reload time, old man.

[ oh, she's getting mean. ]

A hare suits you because you're tall and off-putting.

[gumai]

[ just the most aghast expression. he's not?? going to talk to a teenager?? about his reload time?? ]

I'm pretty sure you're too young to be having this conversation with me.

[makeine]

And I'm pretty sure you're too old to get it up!

[ good lord. the crew is-- waving, hey, okay, no-- not on the first--

ugh!! fine!!!!!!! she's pointing two fingers at her eyes and one at him. mr eyepatch. ]

I'm keeping my eye on you, Date-san. Sabotage my soulmate show and I'm gonna make you regret it.

[gumai]

[ ?!?!?!?!?! ]

In what world do I give off SABOTAGE vibes? My god!

[makeine]

THE FACT YOU'RE SO HORNY!!!!!!!!!! Love's not just sex, you know! You're supposed to be looking for someone that makes you feel comfortable! And happy! That you can sit quietly with, or throw sand at, and any gift they give you earns its place on a shelf even if it's some dumb rock they said matched your hair!

[ ...

don't worry about it!!!!!!!!!! ]

You're not interesting and you're definitely not a grade A hottie!

[gumai]

[ just. this look.

then, finally — ]

You really don't know anything about love, huh?