Chuu-Chuu Chamber | Leslie Ferrarti & Gregor

[loveauthority]

Welcome to the Chuu-Chuu Chamber!

The crew lets you into surprisingly lovely bedroom, the scent of flora light and romantic. Outside of the decor, there's also a large timer on the wall.

The timer starts at 5 minutes, and the crew will helpfully inform both of you that unless you start kissing, getting handsy, so and so forth before your time is up... you'll be kicked out of the room!

If you do, you'll find, the timer then starts over -- at 4 minutes!

Then 3.

Then 2...

And so on and so forth, until there isn't any time at all between activities. Better get busy!

Comments

[hozoned]

Why would it sound ridiculous? That's the reason this show exists. The wishes are just incentives for the people who needed an extra push.

[verminous]

Well, sure, just-- y'know, priorities and all, I figured it might seem like this ought to rank lower...

[hozoned]

Because it would feel selfish to focus on yourself?

[verminous]

Isn't it? Plenty of more important stuff going on.

[hozoned]

. . . No, I don't think so.

You didn't sign on for that stuff. Playing for someone else's wish just means you're being considerate: It only becomes selfish once you jeopardize others in the process.

[verminous]

Mm. I don't think I am, at least not now, but-- maybe it is jeopardizing others a little, all things considered.

If I end up losing control over this thing again, it's gonna put people around me in danger. If they ended up in the City with me, they'd be in more danger than wherever they come from, most likely.

[hozoned]

It's good that you're thinking about it.

[She glances at the timer. The deadline is creeping up on them. Where should she buy time . . . ?]

You don't want to bring someone when either of you is unprepared. That'd be irresponsible. But if both sides know what they're getting into, I think it'll be okay.